rene haney

Well now, let me tell ya about this fella, Rene Haney. Or is it Renee Jannah? I get confused sometimes. Names, ya know? Anyways, this Devin Haney, he’s a boxer, a fighter, punches and all that. Seems like he’s been in the ring a few times. Fought some fella named Ryan Garcia, knocked him down a bunch, then it was a “no contest” or somethin’. He won against another fella, Regis Prograis, too. Decisions, decisions, they call it.

This Devin fella, he’s got a mama, Rene Haney. Some places say Renee Jannah, like I said, gets me all mixed up. She ain’t just any mama, she’s his trainer! Imagine that! Teachin’ your boy how to throw punches. His papa, Bill Haney, he’s the manager, keeps things runnin’, I guess. Tells him what to do, when to fight. They say Devin’s like that other fella, Floyd Mayweather. Fast feet, quick hands, hard to hit.

Born in San Francisco, California, this Devin. November 17, 1998. That makes him, what, 23? Seems young to be punchin’ people for a livin’. His mama, Rene, or Renee, they don’t say much about her. No schoolin’, no family, nothin’. Just that she’s the trainer. Guess she knows a thing or two about fightin’.

He’s a lightweight, super lightweight they say. Weighs somethin’ like 63 kilograms. That’s a lot of numbers for an old lady like me. Don’t know much about kilograms, but he sounds skinny. All muscle, probably. Trainin’ hard with his mama, runnin’, punchin’ bags, all that.

They say he put a message on that Twitter thing, about his grandma. Renee Jannah again! Must be important to him, his family. His mama trainin’ him, his papa managin’ him, grandma cheerin’ him on. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? Family stickin’ together.

So this Devin Haney, he’s a boxer, a fighter. Comes from San Francisco, born to Bill and Rene, or Renee. His mama’s his trainer, his papa’s his manager. He fights fellas, wins some, loses some, sometimes it’s a “no contest.” He’s young, they say he’s good. Like that Mayweather fella. Fast, quick, hard to hit.

Seems like he’s got a good team around him, his family. Mama teachin’ him how to fight, papa tellin’ him where to go, grandma watchin’ over him. That’s important, ya know? Having people who care about ya, support ya. Makes all the difference in the world.

He’s got a future, this Devin fella. Young, strong, got his family behind him. Probably gonna be fightin’ for a long time. Win some, lose some, keep on punchin’. That’s what fighters do. And his mama, Rene, or Renee, she’ll be right there with him, every step of the way.