Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this Cádiz CF and Granada CF thing, you know, the football stuff. Don’t go expectin’ no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is.
So, these two teams, Cádiz and Granada, they been kickin’ the ball around for a while now. They played a bunch of times, like, 14 times, they say. Granada, they won four of them, and Cádiz, they won three. The rest, well, they just ended up in a tie. Ain’t nobody winnin’ or losin’ fair and square, just a whole lotta kickin’ and not much scorin’, I reckon.
Now, they got this game comin’ up, see? Granada’s gonna play Cádiz on November 23rd, 2024. They’re sayin’ it’s gonna be at 3:15 in the afternoon, somethin’ called “UTC.” Don’t ask me what that means, it’s just fancy talk for the time, I guess. They’re playin’ in Granada, at some stadium, Nuevo Los Carmenes, they call it. Big place, prob’ly.
Lemme tell ya, these games, they ain’t always pretty. Sometimes they score a bunch, sometimes they don’t. They say on average, they score two goals between ‘em when they play. That ain’t a whole lot, if you ask me. Sometimes they just run around, kick the ball, and nothin’ happens. Waste of a good afternoon, if you ask me.
- Granada wins: They won 4 times outta 14. Not bad, not great.
- Cádiz wins: These fellas won 3 times. A little worse than Granada, but still, they ain’t pushovers.
- Ties: Seven times! Can you believe it? Seven times they couldn’t even figure out who was better. Just a whole lotta huffin’ and puffin’ and nobody winnin’.
Now, they got these things called “stats” and “h2h,” whatever that means. Sounds like more fancy talk to me. Basically, they look at all the games they played before and try to guess who’s gonna win. I ain’t no gambler, but I reckon it’s a coin toss with these two.
They also played a game back in March 2024, Cádiz won 1-0. They got one lucky goal right at the end, practically. They even had some offside thing, whatever that is, means they cheated a little, maybe? These rules these days, I swear. Back in my day, you just kicked the ball and whoever scored the most won. Simple as that. No fancy rules, no VAR, no nothin’. Just good ol’ fashioned football.
Look, both these teams, they been around a while. Granada, they started way back in 1931. Cádiz, they’re old too. They’re what they call “professional” teams, meanin’ they get paid to play. Lucky ducks, I say. Back in my day, you played for the love of the game, not for the money.
So, there you have it. Cádiz and Granada, they play football. Sometimes one wins, sometimes the other, sometimes nobody wins. They got a game comin’ up, and who knows what’ll happen. Probably a whole lot of kickin’ and runnin’ around, and maybe a few goals if we’re lucky. And don’t go lookin’ at all them fancy stats, just watch the game and enjoy it, that’s what I say.
They also played in January 2024 and I hear there’s another game scheduled. These fellas sure do like to kick that ball around. Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. Don’t expect me to know all the fancy details, I just tell you what I hear and what I see.
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