Alright, so listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this here football game, Miami versus…uh… Virginia Tech, yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a bunch of young fellas runnin’ around with a ball, if ya ask me.
Miami, they say they’re real good this year. Number seven, or somethin’. Means they win a lot, I guess. Heard tell their quarterback, some fella named Cam Ward, is supposed to be somethin’ special. Heisman Trophy, they say. Don’t know what that is, sounds like some kinda fancy cup ya win at the county fair.
Now, Virginia Tech… well, they ain’t doin’ so hot. Two wins, two losses. Kinda middle of the road, ya know? They call ’em the Hokies. Don’t ask me why, sounds like somethin’ you’d call a pig. But hey, they try hard, I reckon.
- Game’s on Friday night, under them bright lights. Gonna be a big crowd, I bet.
- They playin’ in Miami, at somethin’ called Hard Rock Stadium. Sounds loud. Hope them boys can hear themselves think.
Them smart fellas who make the bets, they say Miami’s gonna win, and win big. Seventeen and a half points, they sayin’. That’s a lot, even for someone like me who don’t know nothin’ ’bout football. Means Miami’s gotta score, like, three touchdowns more than Virginia Tech. Seems like a lot, but what do I know?
They also talkin’ ’bout the score bein’ over 54 points total. That’s a whole lotta runnin’ and throwin’, if ya ask me. And this fella, Damien Martinez, they say he’s gonna score a touchdown. Well, I hope he does, for his mama’s sake.
Some other folks, they thinkin’ Virginia Tech might keep it closer. Sayin’ they can cover the spread, meanin’ they won’t lose by more than seventeen and a half points. Plus nineteen and a half, they sayin’. Again, with the half points! Makes no sense to me. Why can’t they just say eighteen or twenty?
Anyways, they got all these numbers and odds and such. BetMGM, Bovada… sounds like gibberish to me. Just a bunch of folks tryin’ to make a buck off these young fellas runnin’ around.
One fella on the TV, he said Miami has a 91.7% chance of winnin’. That’s pretty good, I reckon. Virginia Tech, only 12.7%. Poor Hokies. Sounds like they gonna get their butts kicked.
So, if you ask me, which ya didn’t, but I’m tellin’ ya anyway, Miami’s gonna win. They just too strong this year. But Virginia Tech, they got heart. They might just surprise ya. Or maybe not. Like I said, it’s just a bunch of boys runnin’ around with a ball. I’d rather be home watchin’ my stories, but the grandkids like this stuff, so here I am.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on this whole Miami versus Virginia Tech thing. Don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, though. Just enjoy the game, and maybe have a slice of pie. That’s what I’m gonna do.
Game’s Friday, September 27th. Don’t forget, or you’ll miss all the fun, or the butt-kickin’, whichever way you wanna look at it.
Tags: [Miami Hurricanes, Virginia Tech Hokies, College Football, Predictions, Betting Odds, ACC, Cam Ward, Damien Martinez, Hard Rock Stadium]
