Well, well, well, look what we have here. Cyberpunk, Cyberpunk 2.0. That’s the big talk, ain’t it? They say it’s all shiny and new. But will it come to that old PS4 box? I heard some folks talking, so let’s get to the bottom of this.
That Cyberpunk, it was a mess when it first came out. Like a chicken with its head cut off, running around all over the place. Bugs everywhere! But they fixed it up some, I reckon. Now they got this 2.0 thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it?
But here’s the thing, you see. That old PS4, it’s like an old mule. Still works, but it ain’t winning any races. And this new Cyberpunk 2.0, it’s like a racehorse. Needs all that power, all that fancy stuff. So, will they put a racehorse saddle on an old mule? I don’t think so.
- That new Cyberpunk, Cyberpunk 2.0, it’s only for the new machines.
- You got that PS5, that’s the new one.
- You got those Xbox Series X, whatever they call ’em.
- And them computers, them PCs. That’s where it’s going.
They say it right there. Cyberpunk 2.0 is for the new stuff, the current-gen they call it. Like getting a new tractor, all shiny and powerful. You ain’t gonna use the old rusty one anymore, are you?
Now, I heard some folks saying they got a PS4 Pro. They think it’s special. Well, it’s a little better, maybe. Like a mule that ate a little more oats. But it’s still a mule! It ain’t no racehorse. And that Cyberpunk 2.0, it needs a racehorse.
So, that PS4 Pro, it’s stuck with the old stuff, that 1.6 they call it. Ain’t no more updates coming, they said. Like they stopped feeding that old mule. It’ll still work, but it ain’t getting any stronger.
I saw one fella, he loaded up his Cyberpunk on his PS4. He was all confused. Why ain’t it updating? He played and played, went through all them tutorials, those things they teach you. And then it hit him. No update! His PS4, it’s too old for that Cyberpunk 2.0.
It is sad, but it is true, they won’t put it on the old consoles. They said it clear as day. The old ones, the PS4 and that Xbox One, they’re done. They are not getting Cyberpunk 2.0. They even got that new thing, that Phantom Liberty. Sounds like a ghost story, don’t it? Well, that ain’t coming to the old machines either. Just the new ones, the PS5, the Xbox Series X, and the PCs.
So, if you want that fancy new Cyberpunk 2.0, you gotta get yourself a new machine. It’s like trading in your old mule for a racehorse. Costs money, I know. But that’s just how it is. You cannot make a hen lay golden eggs, right?
It is a shame. That old PS4, it served us well. Played a lot of games on it. But time moves on, don’t it? Like the seasons changing. You gotta keep up, or you get left behind.
So, there you have it. Cyberpunk 2.0 on PS4? No way, no how. It’s for the young folks and their new machines. We’re stuck with the old stuff. But hey, the old stuff still works, right? Just like that old mule. It may not be fast, but it’ll get you there eventually. So, to play Cyberpunk 2.0, you need a new console. Or a computer. That’s all about it.
The old PS4 can still play the old Cyberpunk. Just not the fancy new one. And that’s okay. We still got games to play. Just gotta be happy with what we got, right? And if you are not happy, go buy a new console to play Cyberpunk 2.0.
