You know, I seen a lot of them big fellas on that WWE thing on the TV. Big ol’ boys, all muscled up and throwin’ each other around. But you ever notice them little guys? Them shortest wrestlers? They’re somethin’ else. Quick as a wink, they are. Like a bunch of jackrabbits hoppin’ around in that there ring.
I was watchin’ the other day, and there was this one fella, Hornswoggle, they called him. Now, he’s a little one, that Hornswoggle. Heard someone say he’s only 4 foot 5. Can you believe that? 4 foot 5! Why, he ain’t much bigger than my old milk churn! But he gets in there and mixes it up with them big ol’ giants. Brave as a lion, he is. He’s definitely one of the shortest wrestlers in WWE.
And then there’s that other one, they call him… oh, what was his name now? Started with a C, I think. Cruz! That’s it, Cruz Del Toro. He ain’t much taller, I reckon. They say he’s 5 foot 7. Well, that ain’t tall for a grown man, is it? But he sure can move! Zips around like a water bug on a pond. He was in some kinda tournament a while back, this Cruz Del Toro. Cruiser-something, they called it. Must be for them smaller fellas. He’s for sure one of them shortest wrestlers.
And you know, it ain’t just the men. They got some little women wrestlers, too. There was this one gal, AJ Lee. Spunky little thing, she was. Full of fire. They say she was only 5 foot 2. Well, I’ll be! She’s a tiny one. You wouldn’t think someone that small could be so tough, but she was. She could hold her own with the best of ’em, that AJ Lee. She’s proof that you don’t have to be big to be a WWE superstar. Even a shorty like her.
Now, I remember seein’ some real giants on that WWE, too. Makes these little fellas look even smaller. There was one fella, they called him the Giant Gonzalez. Said he was 8 feet tall! Eight feet! Why, he could probably reach up and change the lightbulb in my kitchen without a stepladder! And another one, Andre the Giant. He was a big’un, too. 7 foot 4, they said. Goodness gracious! And that Omos fella, 7 foot 3. They’re all real giants. Giant Silva, too, 7 foot 2. Imagine standin’ next to them! Makes you feel like a little ant, I reckon.
But you know what? Them little fellas, them shortest wrestlers, they got somethin’ special. They gotta be quicker, smarter, more agile. They gotta use their brains, not just their brawn. They gotta be like that little David fella in the Bible, takin’ on Goliath. And sometimes, they win! It’s a sight to see, I tell ya. WWE is more fun when there are all sizes, right?
- Hornswoggle – 4 foot 5 – Small but mighty!
- AJ Lee – 5 foot 2 – Tougher than she looks!
- Cruz Del Toro – 5 foot 7 – Quick as a whip!
So next time you’re watchin’ that WWE, keep an eye out for the little guys. The shortest wrestlers. They might surprise ya. They got a lot of heart, them little fellas. And sometimes, heart is all you need. They’re just as entertainin’ as them big ol’ brutes, maybe even more so. Cause they gotta work harder, you see. They gotta prove themselves. And they do a pretty darn good job of it, if you ask me. They are the most interesting WWE guys to watch.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy wrestlers on the TV. We just had old Earl down the road, and he’d wrestle anyone who’d take him on. He wasn’t very big either. But he was tough. Just like these shortest wrestlers in the WWE. It just goes to show, size ain’t everything. These small WWE guys are just great.
Now, where’s my knitting? I gotta get back to work. But you keep an eye out for them little wrestlers. You might just become a fan of the shortest wrestlers, too. The WWE wouldn’t be the same without ’em. They really add somethin’ special to the whole shebang. And that AJ Lee, bless her heart, she was somethin’ else. You can’t ever count these small fellas out.
I always been a fan of the underdog, you see. And them shortest wrestlers in WWE, they’re the underdogs alright. But they got that fight in ’em. That spirit. And that’s what makes ’em so darn fun to watch. That Hornswoggle, bless his little heart. He’s a tough one, ain’t he? For such a little fella. And that Cruz Del Toro, he’s so quick! They don’t make ’em like that anymore. These short WWE guys, they are the real deal. It ain’t always about size, you see? It is about heart, the heart.
