Listen up, y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here NCAA 25 game everyone’s talkin’ about. They call it EA SPORTS College Football 25, fancy name, huh? Sounds like somethin’ the youngsters would be into.
So, where can ya play this thing? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t everywhere. First off, if you got one of them old PlayStations, the PlayStation 4, or that Xbox One, forget about it. And if you’re thinkin’ you can play it on your computer, your PC, well, you’re outta luck too. Nope, no PC version. Don’t go lookin’ for it on that Steam thingy, it ain’t there.
Now, they say this game is somethin’ special, made for them new PlayStations, the PlayStation 5, and them new Xboxes, the Xbox Series X and S. They say it’s “optimized,” whatever that means. Guess it’s too fancy for our old machines.
- No PlayStation 4
- No Xbox One
- No PC version (No Steam either)
- Only on PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S
I heard tell there used to be these other college football games, like NCAA Football 14. But they stopped makin’ ’em ’cause of some legal trouble, somethin’ ’bout usin’ the players’ faces or somethin’. And no, that NCAA Football 14 ain’t on PC either. Don’t go wastin’ your time tryin’ to download it, ’cause it ain’t gonna happen.
This new game, EA SPORTS College Football 25, that’s the one everyone’s waitin’ for. They say it’s comin’ out on July 19th. Mark your calendars if you’re one of them fancy folks with a new PlayStation or Xbox. Me? I’ll stick to watchin’ the real games on TV, less complicated that way.
So, to make it plain and simple, if you wanna play NCAA 25, you gotta get yourself a PlayStation 5 or an Xbox Series X or S. That’s the only way you’re gonna be bringin’ glory home, whatever that means. Don’t go lookin’ for it anywhere else, you’ll just be wastin’ your time.
They say this new game is supposed to be real good, you know, with all them fancy graphics and whatnot. Makes the players look real, I guess. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like that, but the youngsters, they seem to like it. Me, I’m happy with a good ol’ game of checkers, but to each their own, I always say.
And let me tell ya somethin’ else, don’t go fallin’ for no scams, ya hear? There’s always folks tryin’ to trick ya, sayin’ they got a PC version or somethin’. Don’t believe ’em! EA Sports, that’s the company makin’ the game, they said it ain’t comin’ to PC. So, stick to the facts, and don’t get yourself fooled.
Now, I know some of you might be disappointed ’bout this PC thing. But that’s just the way it is sometimes. Maybe someday they’ll make a version for the computers, but for now, it’s just them new PlayStations and Xboxes. So, if you really wanna play it, you know what you gotta do. Save up your pennies and get yourself one of them fancy game machines.
Anyways, that’s all I know ’bout this NCAA 25 game. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just tellin’ ya what I heard. So, go on now, and do with it what you will. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll be alright. PlayStation 5 or Xbox Series X|S, that’s the ticket. Don’t go lookin’ anywhere else.
And one more thing, don’t spend all your time playin’ them video games. Get outside, get some fresh air, talk to your neighbors. Life’s too short to be stuck starin’ at a screen all day. That’s my two cents, anyway. You youngsters do what you want, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
